My alter ego: Tammy, the lesbian softball player 

Is it normal that I constantly wish I was a lesbian? (“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”) Reasons I’m almost official:

– work construction (will boss you around for free)

–  drive a Subaru (hybrid boxer)

– got dirtier jokes than you (try me)

– play fantasy fb (Pat’s Nation)

– surrounded by the smartest, most beautiful, funny, resilient women on earth.

Nm, maybe I’m a man…

😘

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