Side note: reasons why I need an Indian bf:
– To figure out the whole IT side of this blogging thang
– Is it me, or a faulty algorithm?
– Chicken Tikamasala (sp?)
– I wanna wear one of those belly shirt sexy saaris with mad henna tats
– to teach me how to spell everything I just said
– bc they are probably a doctor
– help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
– the accent rule is officially reinstated (this one’s iffy)
– I only know how to write in iPhone notes app, hence publication.
Still, nope 🤦🏼♀️